April 2011
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static-void asked: Borked, such an excellent word.
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Maybe two or three days ago, Tumblr stopped showing dash notifications for me when people reblog things. I would like that back please thanks.
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Reblog if you're currently not wearing pants.
man-stuff:
cosmicmagnolias:
squares wear pants
Bob wears square pants
DOWN WITH PANTS
UP WITH SKIRTS
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TMI Tuesday
I maybe put too much garlic in dinner last night. I wish we had scratch-n-sniff internet so I could trick you all into smelling my armpits right now.
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I'll be in my bunk
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beatsnloops replied to your photo: Happy Sunday! Went to the zoo today with some…
Your pics, or should i say you, are becoming more and more erotic, this can’t be a bad thing.
Huh?
I am erotic all the time.
(Though not always with my daily pictures).
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It's time for some new words →
flavorcountry:
“What do Jay-Z, Lil Wayne, and Drake all have in common?” “Oh, I know this one: they are all rappists.” “Oh my god, they’re rappers, Jerry!”
Jerry on Parks & Recreation can never get anything right. But this latest Jerry mistake actually makes me think some new terms might be in order.
From now on, members of rock bands are to be known as “rockists.”
Folk musicians are...
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indy-aka-rex said: Hippie love-child, tree-hugger “Snowflake,” also known as “Finch”.
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Because “Finch” wasn’t foresty enough already.
Snowflake just reminds me of the main character from Oryx and Crake.
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theadventuresofmichaelpawlak asked: I don't know from oo-mox but I've got a horga'hn and I'm seeking jamaron
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Wait, when did "daddy issues" become a thing?
diplomaticshark:
Why is “daddy issues” suddenly the catchall epithet for every kind of mental or emotional irregularity a woman can have? Is this…is this synecdoche? Are the kids using synecdoche now?
Did it just not feel misogynistic enough when every intense or weird woman was “psycho”? Did just “issues” seem too vague for your precise minds? And what an arbitrary choice! It’s like if the...
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This is one of my best friends, by the way. He is clever and hilarious. I just wanted to be indignant about him comparing me to a Ferengi. The nerve of that man.